We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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