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• (646): View more from New York

  How is your vagina???

  (941): View more from Florida

  Double booked

  (646): View more from New York

  With your butt?

  (941): View more from Florida

  Totes, candlesticks and all

  (646): View more from New York

  Yay!!

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• (661): View more from California

  His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger

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• (805): View more from California

  He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.

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• (714): View more from California

  he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick

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• (347): View more from New York

  When are you not under some influence?

  (917): View more from New York City

  Since last Tuesday...yesterday.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team

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• (213): View more from California

  Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?

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