She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires