spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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