This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
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I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...