the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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