Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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