i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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