the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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