We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.