So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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