i just wanna soil my oats bro
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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