You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!