know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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