I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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