If that was your dad, he is hot
I just threw up on my dentist
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!