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• (406): View more from Montana

  Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."

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• (347): View more from New York

  He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.

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• (310): View more from California

  we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.

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• (212): View more from New York

  what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.

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• (619): View more from California

  Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.

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• (415): View more from California

  Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella

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• (518): View more from New York

  Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.

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