Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS