So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.