she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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