u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
3 2 1 whiskey
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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