They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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