I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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