Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She is in my trunk
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background