come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The feeling are messing with the penis
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis