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(601): View more from Mississippi

I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker

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(601): I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker http://tfl.nu/yjj7

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(612): View more from Minnesota

If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.

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(612): If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting. http://tfl.nu/7l1r

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(702): View more from Nevada

If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???

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(702): If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy??? http://tfl.nu/4rkp

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(504): View more from Louisiana

she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?

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(504): she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud? http://tfl.nu/6q2n

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(815): View more from Illinois

If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.

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(815): If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight. http://tfl.nu/9c3v

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(251): View more from Alabama

2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary

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(251): 2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary http://tfl.nu/6uuf

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(208): View more from Idaho

This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?

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(208): This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy? http://tfl.nu/c53s

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(916): View more from California

He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.

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(916): He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex. http://tfl.nu/zvxf

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(801): View more from Utah

Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.

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(801): Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card. http://tfl.nu/l3ra

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(858): View more from California

WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.

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You're High aren't you?

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Sooooo high

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(858): WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service. (760): You're High aren't you? (858): Sooooo high http://tfl.nu/byvy

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum

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I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good

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(860): Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum (1-860): I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good http://tfl.nu/bjb1

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?

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(508): Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit? http://tfl.nu/74kz

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(636): View more from Missouri

Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?

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(636): Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general? http://tfl.nu/a6jg

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(502): View more from Kentucky

How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept

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(502): How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept http://tfl.nu/59ls

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable

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(630): I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable http://tfl.nu/z2xr

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