is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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