you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize