What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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