I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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