so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
Enjoy the penises
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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