Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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