I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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