I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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