So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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