Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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