This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after