i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go