shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?