so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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