all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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