i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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