I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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