i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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