i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We are all done wearing pants today
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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