and i looked up. we had an audience...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Dicks are not precious.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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