I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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