Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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