It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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