It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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