I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Let's paint friendship bongs
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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