wakey wakey hands off snakey
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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