remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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