I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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