some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just gargled with NyQuil
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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