Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
my sisters under your porch take her home
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He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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