yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I stole an accordion from the bar
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods