its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.