If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes