marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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