I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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